I'm kind of a Geek.

I think I would be at least 17% cooler with an accent.

I lived in hell for 10 years. By hell, I mean Florida. Do not ever live in a state that has its own Fark tag. Trust me.

Sometimes when speaking, I slip into my Mitch Hedberg style of talking without even meaning to do so. It's just one of those things.

For some reason, these sentences are getting progressively longer as I go along. That was not intentional, and it is going to bother me now.

I've thought this over long and hard (teehee), and I'm going to go with..., Beer., Also, purchasing mass quantities of books, spell check, wikipedia, fark, music at all possible times, soap!, my precious djarums, free coffee, aurora borealis, cold weather, scottish accents, portly animals, ...

21 grams, a clockwork orange, a home at the end of the world, all over me, american beauty, american history x, american psycho, apocalypse now, blue velvet, boys don't cry, bully, chinatown, clerks, c.r.a.z.y, crimes and misdemeanors, dark city, dead man's shoes, the devil's rejects, dogma, donnie darko, eraserhead, fight club, freeway, gia, girl interrupted, gummo, happiness, i

I like the band 'television'.

1984, american psycho, blindness, choke, fight club, hell's half acre, house of leaves, i know this much is true, invisible monsters, kiss me judas, less than zero, lullaby, middlesex, naked, penny dreadful, sex drugs & cocoapuffs, she's come undone, slaughterhouse 5, stiff, survivor, the contortionist's handbook, the hot zone, the road, the rum diary, the virgin suicides, ...